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A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. #4494489
08/21/17 02:17 PM
08/21/17 02:17 PM
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Posts: 2,469
Phoenix, Arizona - USA
SirTanon Offline OP
SirTanon  Offline OP
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Posts: 2,469
Phoenix, Arizona - USA
..looks directly at Chuck Norris.

smirk


2010 Ford Fusion SE - 2.5 liter/6F35 Trans - 262,000mi
2014 Nissan Altima SL - 2.5 liter/CVT - 57,000mi
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494493
08/21/17 02:22 PM
08/21/17 02:22 PM
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Posts: 3,345
Chicago,IL,USA
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Chicago,IL,USA
NEEH,

He just shaved his chest.... :-P


16 Golf SportWagen
13 Mazda5
08 Yaris
04 Elantra
95 accent
95 mystique
97 concorde
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494509
08/21/17 02:32 PM
08/21/17 02:32 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 3,233
Wet side WA
JohnnyJohnson Offline
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Wet side WA
Didn't you hear the hissing?


2004 Corolla 124900
Out: VML 5w-30 TG4967 OCI 5007 Miles
In: EDGE EP 5W-30 Bosch 3311 122537 7-18-18
2006 Duramax 74277
Out: T6 5W-40 M1-303
In: T6 5W-40 XG9100 74705 4-22-18
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494616
08/21/17 04:53 PM
08/21/17 04:53 PM
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New England
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New England
Nah, it's the shadow of Chuck's foot as he delivers a flying roundhouse kick to Jupiter...that big red storm is the planet bleeding.


2014 Forester XT, 86000 miles
Last Change;
M1 5W30 d1G2
Tokyo Roki 15208AA170 filter
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494631
08/21/17 05:23 PM
08/21/17 05:23 PM
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Posts: 5,868
Kalifornia Kollective
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Kalifornia Kollective
Naw, it's the sun hiding from the GW people ... grin


Formerly in marine engineering. In an earlier life I owned my own petroleum tank truck, and hauled for the majors and independent's.
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494703
08/21/17 06:53 PM
08/21/17 06:53 PM
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 4,405
Atlanta
DuckRyder Offline
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Atlanta
The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris...


Robert
  • 2007 Toyota Prius Touring
  • 2005 Honda Civic Sedan
  • 1972 Ford F100
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4495255
08/22/17 02:02 PM
08/22/17 02:02 PM
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 3,438
Alberta, Canada
Smokescreen Offline
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Posts: 3,438
Alberta, Canada
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does Earth push-downs.


13 Civic Si 2.4L- 69Kkms(43Kmi)-PP,Wix
09 Corolla 1.8L-380Kkms(237Kmi)-PP,Denso
05 LeSabre 3.8L-210Kkms(134Kmi)-PP,Wix
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Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4495290
08/22/17 02:34 PM
08/22/17 02:34 PM
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New England
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New England
Hitler after one of his generals advises him to release the Kraken after the Nazis learn that Chuck Norris is swimming the Atlantic to get them...
"That won't work, you fool! Don't you remember that we stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium?!?!?!"

(yes, I enjoy a good Hitler rant)

Last edited by Virtus_Probi; 08/22/17 02:35 PM.

2014 Forester XT, 86000 miles
Last Change;
M1 5W30 d1G2
Tokyo Roki 15208AA170 filter
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4495373
08/22/17 04:31 PM
08/22/17 04:31 PM
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Las Vegas
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Las Vegas
There was a street in my hometown named after Chuck Norris. They had to rename the street. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


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