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A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. #4494489
08/21/17 01:17 PM
08/21/17 01:17 PM
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Phoenix, Arizona - USA
SirTanon Online content OP
SirTanon  Online Content OP
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..looks directly at Chuck Norris.

smirk


2010 Ford Fusion SE - 2.5 liter/6F35 Trans - 266,000mi
2014 Nissan Altima SL - 2.5 liter/CVT - 60,000mi
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494493
08/21/17 01:22 PM
08/21/17 01:22 PM
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Chicago,IL,USA
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NEEH,

He just shaved his chest.... :-P


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Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494509
08/21/17 01:32 PM
08/21/17 01:32 PM
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Wet side WA
JohnnyJohnson Online content
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Didn't you hear the hissing?


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In: T6 5W-40 XG9100 73705 4-22-18
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494616
08/21/17 03:53 PM
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Nah, it's the shadow of Chuck's foot as he delivers a flying roundhouse kick to Jupiter...that big red storm is the planet bleeding.


2014 Forester XT, 90000 miles
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Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494631
08/21/17 04:23 PM
08/21/17 04:23 PM
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Kalifornia Kollective
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Kalifornia Kollective
Naw, it's the sun hiding from the GW people ... grin


Formerly in marine engineering. In an earlier life I owned my own petroleum tank truck, and hauled for the majors and independent's.
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4494703
08/21/17 05:53 PM
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Atlanta
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Atlanta
The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris...


Robert
  • 2007 Toyota Prius Touring
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  • 1972 Ford F100
Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4495255
08/22/17 01:02 PM
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Alberta, Canada
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does Earth push-downs.


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Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4495290
08/22/17 01:34 PM
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Hitler after one of his generals advises him to release the Kraken after the Nazis learn that Chuck Norris is swimming the Atlantic to get them...
"That won't work, you fool! Don't you remember that we stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium?!?!?!"

(yes, I enjoy a good Hitler rant)

Last edited by Virtus_Probi; 08/22/17 01:35 PM.

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Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon] #4495373
08/22/17 03:31 PM
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Las Vegas
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There was a street in my hometown named after Chuck Norris. They had to rename the street. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


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