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#4494489 - 08/21/17 02:17 PM A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun..
SirTanon Offline


Registered: 06/23/14
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..looks directly at Chuck Norris.

smirk
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#4494493 - 08/21/17 02:22 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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NEEH,

He just shaved his chest.... :-P
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#4494509 - 08/21/17 02:32 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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Didn't you hear the hissing?
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#4494616 - 08/21/17 04:53 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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Nah, it's the shadow of Chuck's foot as he delivers a flying roundhouse kick to Jupiter...that big red storm is the planet bleeding.
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#4494631 - 08/21/17 05:23 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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Registered: 09/06/15
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Naw, it's the sun hiding from the GW people ... grin
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#4494703 - 08/21/17 06:53 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris...
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#4495255 - 08/22/17 02:02 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does Earth push-downs.
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#4495290 - 08/22/17 02:34 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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Hitler after one of his generals advises him to release the Kraken after the Nazis learn that Chuck Norris is swimming the Atlantic to get them...
"That won't work, you fool! Don't you remember that we stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris' aquarium?!?!?!"

(yes, I enjoy a good Hitler rant)


Edited by Virtus_Probi (08/22/17 02:35 PM)
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#4495373 - 08/22/17 04:31 PM Re: A solar eclipse is what happens when the sun.. [Re: SirTanon]
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There was a street in my hometown named after Chuck Norris. They had to rename the street. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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