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#4489837 - 08/16/17 01:18 AM Octonuclear moly
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Registered: 04/28/08
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HEADLINING FROM JAPAN:

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Toyota Motor Corporation accidentally stumbled upon perpetual motion this morning during the testing of their Octonuclear Moly technology, a product which has promised to redefine automotive lubricants as we know them. Japanese scientists, attempting to perfect the dose rate accidentally discovered that more than 10ppm of this revolutionary product would not only eliminate any and all friction between two surfaces but that it would then tear a hole in the space-time continuum, which resulted in Biff Tannon arriving unexpectedly at the event, and made worse by the fact he obviously did not speak Japanese. Repeated rapping of the scientists on the forehead with a fist cane created a great deal of confusion, as did the random outbursts of "Hello, McFly!".

This new formula is expected to entirely replace the antiquated trinuclear variety, a product much maligned due to its lack of being Japanese.

Originally intended to be Pentanuclear, the test runs of that variant kept resulting in bizarre emissions of goat heads so things were skipped ahead a fair ways to avoid any potentially similar results.

Like its predecessors, this product will be utilized in Toyota's flagship 0w-20 motor oil, which carries nothing other than the API SN designation but is recommended by numerous advocates for use in anything with an engine because it is, as they put it, "Awesome Sauce" and that's SCIENCE!
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#4489846 - 08/16/17 02:07 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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You mean Quadnuclear has already been outdated ???
Originally Posted By: Shannow
The new Quadnuclear moly is so effective that you don't have to put ANY in.

As long as there's a bottle sitting on the desk of the Toyota engineer who wrote the formula, it will provide superior wear protection under all circumstances, everywhere at the same time.

TGMO...it's what's NOT inside that makes it so special.

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#4489881 - 08/16/17 05:35 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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Liquimoly
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#4489901 - 08/16/17 06:39 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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#4489902 - 08/16/17 06:40 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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#4489935 - 08/16/17 07:53 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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Octonuclear?

Yes, Katie

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#4489947 - 08/16/17 08:17 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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First comedian in here to crack wise about Fukushima will get a voucher for a free knuckle sandwich!
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#4489955 - 08/16/17 08:24 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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Is it made with only the finest specially-selected quarks??
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#4489969 - 08/16/17 08:40 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: Virtus_Probi]
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Originally Posted By: Virtus_Probi
Is it made with only the finest specially-selected quarks??


Indeed. It is actually molecularly similar to the famed "flubber" product, but without the bouncing.
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#4489977 - 08/16/17 08:47 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: Shannow]
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Originally Posted By: Shannow
You mean Quadnuclear has already been outdated ???
Originally Posted By: Shannow
The new Quadnuclear moly is so effective that you don't have to put ANY in.

As long as there's a bottle sitting on the desk of the Toyota engineer who wrote the formula, it will provide superior wear protection under all circumstances, everywhere at the same time.

TGMO...it's what's NOT inside that makes it so special.


Oh yes, you're living in the past! That was last week's breakthrough, lubrication through induction. My impression is that the former induction visionaries will be working on integrating their efforts into those of the group that developed this new "PM" version, resulting in no friction anywhere.
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#4490090 - 08/16/17 11:33 AM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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I give points to the actors who can do these bits.
EXTRA points for copying the script in the Rockwell / Chrysler videos. Which came first?

I don't see the Fukishima connection anywhere / anyhow.....unless Gilbert Gottfried is a BITOGer.

My battle cry, you ask? Bring back the "air bearing".

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#4490205 - 08/16/17 01:46 PM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: Kira]
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My battle cry, you ask? Bring back the "air bearing".



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#4490306 - 08/16/17 03:57 PM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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Originally Posted By: OVERKILL
Originally Posted By: Virtus_Probi
Is it made with only the finest specially-selected quarks??


Indeed. It is actually molecularly similar to the famed "flubber" product, but without the bouncing.


Right, so it has some polymeric Viscosity Improver properties as well.

That explains the crisis in the Japanese Unicorn farming industry, who supplied tears for the original TGMO formulations (well at least one of them).

Heard they were starting a herd reduction/culling programme, and trying to retrain high aptitude individuals to pull sleighs at Christmas time.

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#4490544 - 08/16/17 08:33 PM Re: Octonuclear moly [Re: OVERKILL]
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LOL
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