Sung to "The Earth's a Big Blue Marble"
Good oil looks like marbles.
When you Google it online.
Mineral rods and cubes.
don't make very good lube.
Our bearing planks roll on them
Oil that's round it makes no sound.
The mineral sticks and blocks.
make your engines sound like rocks.
They look pretty much alike.
They smell pretty much alike.
Synthetic is a price point.
The definitions change by brand.
Now they call synthetic
Stuff that's dug out of the ground
The sticks and blocks still there
just a little bit more round
You can't tell "synthetic" by base !!!
Good oil looks like marbles.
When you Google it online.
Mineral rods and cubes.
don't make very good lube.
Our bearing planks roll on them
Oil that's round it makes no sound.
The mineral sticks and blocks.
make your engines sound like rocks.
They look pretty much alike.
They smell pretty much alike.
Synthetic is a price point.
The definitions change by brand.
Now they call synthetic
Stuff that's dug out of the ground
The sticks and blocks still there
just a little bit more round
You can't tell "synthetic" by base !!!