"Psychopath Yard Care"

[Toy4x4]

I had to look at this a couple times just to make sure I wasn't missing something and came to the conclusion that I really don't need this business's services.



I bet they are getting more calls about the card than services needed!

 

[OneEyeJack]

Maybe the translator messed up.

 

[crazyoildude]

sounds like you may get a good deal..

 

[Nickdfresh]

"Hi. I'm the new landscaper. And it puts lotion in the basket."

 

[Cujet]

Hahahahahaha, that company also specializes in removing blood stains from carpet.

That was an old gag phone call, probably done by the jerky boys or some other group. Where they would call the carpet cleaning company and ask if they can remove blood! It was kind of funny.

 

[Oldmoparguy1]

Do you have Prince Albert in the can?

 

[Merkava_4]

Do they mean Tree Removal instead of Skin Removal ?