Recent Topics
Castrol 0w40 vs Motul XCess 8100 5w40 base oil
by NocturnalG
Today at 01:39 AM
Finding My Biological Father
by john_pifer
Today at 12:15 AM
Engine Oi Tips for all buddies out here
by kestrelong
Yesterday at 11:52 PM
Virgin Napa Pro Select 21522
by Farmer
Yesterday at 11:45 PM
Virgin Napa Gold 1348
by Farmer
Yesterday at 11:43 PM
Virgin Napa Pro Select 27145
by Farmer
Yesterday at 11:41 PM
Wix 57145, 268 Hours
by Farmer
Yesterday at 11:40 PM
Forester XT filter ok on Tribeca?
by dx92beater
Yesterday at 11:08 PM
Speedometer problems
by SEMI_287
Yesterday at 11:02 PM
06 Tribeca B9 with H6 engine, 161 k miles
by dx92beater
Yesterday at 10:57 PM
Proline (Pepboys) Oil Filter: Who Makes Them?
by THafeez
Yesterday at 10:46 PM
Napa/ Valvoline 15w40 vs others?
by Chris142
Yesterday at 10:17 PM
Newest Members
Sonja, petroff, RX300, PCWW, Reo4ua
59181 Registered Users
Who's Online
16 registered (Al, gathermewool, 4WD, Falcon_LS, AirgunSavant, gregk24, 1 invisible), 801 Guests and 11 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
59181 Members
66 Forums
254900 Topics
4186533 Posts

Max Online: 2862 @ 07/07/14 03:10 PM
Donate to BITOG
Topic Options
#3294858 - 02/26/14 10:45 AM Ralph and Edna
Kestas Offline



Registered: 06/04/02
Posts: 11456
Loc: The Motor City
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

Top
#3294867 - 02/26/14 10:54 AM Re: Ralph and Edna [Re: Kestas]
Quattro Pete Offline


Registered: 10/30/02
Posts: 32133
Loc: Great Lakes
LOL
_________________________
'02 530i (Edge HM 10W-40)
'15 Q5 3.0T (Edge 5W-40)

Top
#3294905 - 02/26/14 11:26 AM Re: Ralph and Edna [Re: Kestas]
Sayjac Offline


Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 10372
Loc: The Old North State
LOL

Top
#3294940 - 02/26/14 11:56 AM Re: Ralph and Edna [Re: Kestas]
Doog Offline


Registered: 10/24/11
Posts: 6009
Loc: North Coast
LOL........... shocked2
_________________________
The difference between a beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer... well except for just now..Coffee2

Top