Results of totally massive and insane decarb.

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So I'm cleaning out my shed/workshop at my parents farm, (I was beginning to fear being the star on the next episode of "Hoarders"), when lo, I discover two cans of Seafoam, Two cans of B-12 Chemtool and some ancient MMO. None of the cans are full and I can't remember when I opened them last. Problem, what to do with this stuff?

Solution, "Luv" Machine decarbonization!

For those uninformed few, "Luv" machine is a 1986 Chevy Astro Van, 4.3 V-6, miles unknown, used as farm mule which lately has been running on five cylinders and back firing quite a bit, (I was thinking I might have a clogged fuel filter or a dead cylinder).

I start by removing brake booster vacuum line. I run a 30 inch tube from vacuum fitting into cab of Luv Machine.

I then pour all Seafoam into a 9 oz glass bottle, (old starbucks bottle - it's almost filled).I crank motor and proceed to "suck" Seafoam through line, into engine while engine is running. Large cloud of white smoke. Engine coughs and sputters like an old man who has smoked three packs a day for 40 years.

When all Seafoam is gone, I shut engine off and allow to sit for 30 minutes.

Next, I repeat same proceedure only this time using B-12 Chemtool. About 8 oz go through motor. Engine coughs and sputters like an Army recruit on gas mask testing day. When all B-12 is gone, I shut engine off and allow to sit for 30 minutes. Oddly enough, during this test, no smoke comes from tail pipe.

I now pour about six oz of MMO in starbucks jar. I start engine, insert tube into jar and quickly suck all MMO into engine. Massive cloud of white smoke. I turn ignition key off to allow MMO to soak pistons and valves. EVEN THOUGH THE KEY WAS TURNED OFF, THE ENGINE KEPT RUNNING FOR A GOOD TWO MINUTES.

When engine finally died, I allowed MMO to soak for five minutes, I then restarted engine, (mainly to see if it would start again - which it did). More massive smoke. I noticed engine actually seems to be running better.

While engine was still running and white cloud was clearing, I ran 3 liters of water through tube and into engine. (I know it was 3 liters because I used an empty wine bottle that happened to be 1.5 liters and I filled it twice).

Engine coughed and sputtered to the point of almost dying a number of times, but it hung in there like James Woods in "Citizen Cohn." When the last of the water was gone, I revved the motor a number of times and was amazed at the power and throttle response, (really).

The results of this insanity is that this tired old engine now has more power than it has in years. It starts immediately and requires no warm up time like it did before AND it runs now on all six cylinders, (I do need to mention I had changed the spark plug on this cylinder a number of times with no luck - I was thinking either fuel filter or bad valve) - but this cleared it up wonderfully.

If you do decide to do this, be very careful of hydrolocking engine - using the brake booster line really sucks the fluid and the way I did it was to hold the tube far enough above the fluid so as to create a mist rather than solid fluid, (my tube was clear).
 
Cleaning crud out seems like it has done what it should!




Oh yeah, and:

Your sig: don't forget "the lamentations of the women."
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I'm beginning to enjoy your stories more and more.
 
Originally Posted By: Kuato
Cleaning crud out seems like it has done what it should!




Oh yeah, and:

Your sig: don't forget "the lamentations of the women."
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I'm beginning to enjoy your stories more and more.



"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women."
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Some of these liquid fixes do seem to work very well on vehicles that really are shot and about to die. I have seen some of these remedies work very well on cars that probably would have otherwise already been at the junkyard. What scares me is when people do them on almost new cars as preventative maintenance. Glad it worked for you, looks like you made good use of the fluids you found on the shelf.
 
Brother, besides the fact if you would have scheduled it many of us would have made the journey down and would have paid admission to watch that, why didn't you get a friend to film it? You tube additive porn!
 
Nice work.
The thing I've noticed about seafoam is that if your intake is already clean there really isn't much of a smoke show however if it isn't then there is.
The size of the smoke cloud is relative to how dirty the engine is.
 
i can no longer do this in my neighborhood. i was so embarrassed the last time I did it. old old jeep with well over 200k on it. full can, let it suck it up until towards the end and I let it stall. waited an hour and came back out. started it.

now I'e done this many, many times, but this time was different. the smoke was ///thick/// and wasn't stopping. I was afraid I'd literally white out the neighborrhood so I jumped in and drove off.

there was no wind that day. I left a clearly visible smoke trail that had zero visibility in it. After a mile I looked back. you could see every turn I made, and couldn't see through it. Meaning, cars on the road right then could not see the other side, or the other lane. I felt horrible, as it could have easily caused a wreck.

It was amazing how much [censored] it threw. I'd never had a vehicle "hold" that much inside (soaked into the carbon???) to burn off.

I never had that happen with water. if I ever do it again, a breeze to clear the air is /required/ for me. I mean, I was very worried about safety and also quite embarrassed for what I did in the neighborhood!

-m
 
sort of-- it consumed a quart per week at that time... so it had a constant supply of fresh oil...
 
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Originally Posted By: michaelluscher
These stories are absolutely awesome.
This is like a bed time story for a BITOG'er.

And in the end...... The engine still ran.............

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I agree. I know I compared GreeCguy to GearHeadTool before, but I take that back. GHT only sought to maintain his vehicles to death (and burn up the trans because it was fun to watch the tire spin), where GreeC is trying to keep an old mule alive. Well done.
 
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