I'll shop at a place that has a multitude of 400 lb. women in thongs to save $15 a jug on oil. I always check the "sealed" status of any oil that I buy there so post-teen Skippy McLoser who pulls that sh** of switching oils is gonna have to have crazy skills in the repackaging department.
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Originally Posted By: Vuflanovsky
I'll shop at a place that has a multitude of 400 lb. women in thongs to save $15 a jug on oil. I always check the "sealed" status of any oil that I buy there so post-teen Skippy McLoser who pulls that sh** of switching oils is gonna have to have crazy skills in the repackaging department.
You'll shop there until they start hitting on you, although its true they can't chase you very fast.
I'll shop at a place that has a multitude of 400 lb. women in thongs to save $15 a jug on oil. I always check the "sealed" status of any oil that I buy there so post-teen Skippy McLoser who pulls that sh** of switching oils is gonna have to have crazy skills in the repackaging department.
You'll shop there until they start hitting on you, although its true they can't chase you very fast.
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Originally Posted By: Vuflanovsky
I'll shop at a place that has a multitude of 400 lb. women in thongs to save $15 a jug on oil. I always check the "sealed" status of any oil that I buy there so post-teen Skippy McLoser who pulls that sh** of switching oils is gonna have to have crazy skills in the repackaging department.
You'll shop there until they start hitting on you, although its true they can't chase you very fast.
True...you might have to be a chubby chaser but at 400 lbs. they're usually relegated to the electric carts and it might be harder to lose them without some unsolicited touching.
Originally Posted By: Vuflanovsky
I'll shop at a place that has a multitude of 400 lb. women in thongs to save $15 a jug on oil. I always check the "sealed" status of any oil that I buy there so post-teen Skippy McLoser who pulls that sh** of switching oils is gonna have to have crazy skills in the repackaging department.
You'll shop there until they start hitting on you, although its true they can't chase you very fast.
True...you might have to be a chubby chaser but at 400 lbs. they're usually relegated to the electric carts and it might be harder to lose them without some unsolicited touching.
I love Walmart. It's one of my three favorite stores along with Wegmans and Costco. All three are great companies that employ a lot of people and pay a lot of taxes. We are lucky to have stores like this. They are what helps make America great.
Almost got screwed when buying a clay bar kit. Picked up the box, walked around to check out and inspected the box while on line. Noticed it wasn't very heavy, as a package with a bar should be. Opened it and sure enough no clay bar.
Left the line, went back to the isle and checked the other 6 boxes and no clay bars. Some tool probably decided to open them and take all the bars and buy 1 case (if they even bought 1). Some people have no morality.
Nothing against walmart, but it does attract more of the undesirables there that cause the problems we are speaking about here.
Left the line, went back to the isle and checked the other 6 boxes and no clay bars. Some tool probably decided to open them and take all the bars and buy 1 case (if they even bought 1). Some people have no morality.
Nothing against walmart, but it does attract more of the undesirables there that cause the problems we are speaking about here.
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