Heard this today 🤣

[JLTD]

Iowa: Idiots Out Walking Around

Made me laugh, especially since I was told by someone from Iowa...

Figure there are a lot of those out there, like First On Race Day for Fords or Just Empty Every Pocket (IMO due to the cost of constant modifications) for Jeep.

What other good ones do you guys know?

 

[Inspecktor]

From my youth Ford- found on road dead. Ford LTD- found on road dead, left to decompose. Fiat- fix it again, Tony.

 

[PowerSurge]

Chevy = Shovie
Chevrolet = cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time
Ford = first on race day, fix or repair daily, friggin old raggedy dodge
Fiat = fix it again Tony, feeble Italian attempt at transportation
Honda = had one never drive another
GMC = got mechanic coming
Pontiac = poor old numbnuts thinks it's a Cadillac

 

[Chris142]

Jeep: just empty every pocket. Ford backwards: driver returned on foot.

 

[AZjeff]

You mean like Buffalo Bills, Boy I Love Losing Superbowls?

 

[wwillson]

Originally Posted by JLTD
Iowa: Idiots Out Walking Around

Made me laugh, especially since I was told by someone from Iowa...


I'm from Iowa and have used this one regularly since I was a kid.

or "Iowa - Hogs Hawkeyes and a few Weirdos"

 

[skyactiv]

OHIO: Only Handle It Once

 

[MolaKule]

Originally Posted by JLTD
Iowa: Idiots Out Walking Around

Made me laugh, especially since I was told by someone from Iowa...



I live in IOWA as well and it generally refers to the opening day of Pheasant Season where many boxes of shells are spent with relatively few game harvested.

 

[PontiacHO]

Buffet - BIG UGLY FAT FRIENDS EATING TOGETHER.
GMC Garage Man's Companion.

 

[maxdustington]

Toyota: Tow out your own truck, [censored]

 

[toneydoc]

Ford=Fix or repair daily

 

[toneydoc]

HarleyDavidson=hundred dollars or multiples thereof

 

[OVERKILL]

Originally Posted by maxdustington
Toyota: Tow out your own truck, [censored]


LMAO!!!!