80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention."
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde steps up. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen."
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another chance."
So she asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed and sighs everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "OK!, one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four."
Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde steps up. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen."
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another chance."
So she asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed and sighs everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "OK!, one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four."
Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
