Another good one

[Dan4510]

A group of terrorists burst into the conference room at the
Ramada Hotel, where the American Bar Association was
holding its Annual Conventions. More than a hundred lawyers
were taken as hostages. The terrorist leader announced that
unless their demands were met, they would release one
lawyer every hour.

 

[rugerman1]

My friend called me the other day and said that he had watched the Siegfried and Roy Special on NBC. I asked him how Roy looked. He said
"like something the cat dragged in".