After the O/T, I had to post this.
An Aussie gets on a plane, and realises that he's got the aisle seat, and sitting next to him are two Kiwis.
The flight takes off, and the Aussie slips off his shoes, and asks the Kiwis if they'd like a beer.
They agree, so the Aussie wanders off to find a hostesse, and beer.
As soon as he's gone, a Kiwi picks up one of his shoes, and spits in it.
He comes back with the three beers, and they chat and drink.
The beers run out, and a Kiwi offers to get the next round (rarity at best).
Aussie refuses, and goes to get the next round as well.
As soon as his back is turned, the other Kiwi grabs his other shoe and spits in it.
The Aussie comes back, they have the beer, and the fasten seatbels light comes on.
The Aussie puts on his shoes, and realises that both have spittle in them.
He turns to the Kiwis.
"How much longer can this anomousity exist between our two cultures ?
This spitting in shoes, and the p!ssing in beers"
An Aussie gets on a plane, and realises that he's got the aisle seat, and sitting next to him are two Kiwis.
The flight takes off, and the Aussie slips off his shoes, and asks the Kiwis if they'd like a beer.
They agree, so the Aussie wanders off to find a hostesse, and beer.
As soon as he's gone, a Kiwi picks up one of his shoes, and spits in it.
He comes back with the three beers, and they chat and drink.
The beers run out, and a Kiwi offers to get the next round (rarity at best).
Aussie refuses, and goes to get the next round as well.
As soon as his back is turned, the other Kiwi grabs his other shoe and spits in it.
The Aussie comes back, they have the beer, and the fasten seatbels light comes on.
The Aussie puts on his shoes, and realises that both have spittle in them.
He turns to the Kiwis.
"How much longer can this anomousity exist between our two cultures ?
This spitting in shoes, and the p!ssing in beers"
