There are three types of married sex.
Kitchen sex, bedroom sex and hallway sex.
Kitchen sex: Newly married anywhere will do, rake the dishes of the the counter and go at.
Bedroom sex: Romantic, in the bedroom after a nice dinner and some wine.
Hallway sex: When you pass in the hall carrying boxes while moving out and utter F you.
Kitchen sex, bedroom sex and hallway sex.
Kitchen sex: Newly married anywhere will do, rake the dishes of the the counter and go at.
Bedroom sex: Romantic, in the bedroom after a nice dinner and some wine.
Hallway sex: When you pass in the hall carrying boxes while moving out and utter F you.
