HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

[Dan4510]

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
> >
> > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
> and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I
> started doing
> the
> > same thing to them at funerals.

 

[tmorris1]

Tell them you are gay!

 

[Dan4510]

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Originally posted by tmorris1:
Tell them you are gay!

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Not a good alternative in my book. But if you bend over that way, go ahead and tell it.

Dan

 

[tmorris1]

I work with a guy that has a problem with his relatives asking when he is getting married. I will have to tell him about this joke.

 

[tdi-rick]

Years ago, I was at a cousins wedding, and all the cousins, and very conservative church going aunties were hassling my girlfriend and I about when we were going to get hitched.

My GF, who everyone thought butter wouldn't melt in her mouth turned around and said-

"why spoil a good thing, I'm only using him for sex..."

Her timing was superb, everyone at the reception heard it, and I think my jaw hit the floor first, but nobody ever asked again.

 

[tdi-rick]

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Ironically enough it sounds like she may have been a keeper.

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yep, been fifteen years now.

Rick.

 

[DJ]

quote:

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Originally posted by tdi-rick:
Years ago, I was at a cousins wedding, and all the cousins, and very conservative church going aunties were hassling my girlfriend and I about when we were going to get hitched.

My GF, who everyone thought butter wouldn't melt in her mouth turned around and said-

"why spoil a good thing, I'm only using him for sex..."

Her timing was superb, everyone at the reception heard it, and I think my jaw hit the floor first, but nobody ever asked again.

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Ironically enough it sounds like she may have been a keeper.