Tiger Woods in Ireland

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Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new
Buick Rendevouz into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.

"Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.

As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.

"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.

"They're called tees," replied Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.

"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those fellas at Buick think of everything!"
 
Please no more "big enough to fit a camel" jokes.....
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