TV better than the World Wide Web

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Ten reasons for such.

10.It doesnt take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
9.When was the last time you tuned into Melrose Place and got a "Not Found 404" message?
8.There are fewer grating color schemes on TV-even on MTV.
7.The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
6.A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
5.Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.
4.Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
3.You just cant find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the WEB.
2.Set-top boxes dont beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

....and the number 1 reason why TV is better than the Web:

1.You cant surf the Web from a couch with a soda in one hand and Doritos in the other.
 
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