The Genie and the Man

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A man was walking along a beach one day and found an Aladdin's lamp.Not giving it too much thought,he gave it a half hearted rub.While doing so,out came a Genie.The man,being quite startled,didn't no what to do and fell to the ground.The Genie,being quite firm,told the man that he had 3 wishes.
The man began to dance around and shout with glee.As he was doing so,the Genie said to him,there is one catch.
Whatever you wish for,your mother-in-law gets the same thing,only its doubled.
The man,after a long silence began with his wishes.

With his first wish,the man asked for a brand new Mercedes.
The Genie said OK and 'poof', there appeared a new car .Just as he got his car,the mother-in-law received 2 of them.
On his second wish,the man asked for five hundred million dollars.The Genie says OK and 'poof',the money appeared.His mother-in-law received double the amount of money.
The Genie then tells the man that he has only one wish left and to use it wisely.
The man thought for a few minutes and then said,I wish I was beaten half to death.Poof,the man gets his wish.
The mother-in-law,well you know what happened to her.
 
sent that one off to my mother-in-law
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