A Funny

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A new male senior citizen starts coming to the small towns senior citizens center.It is found out that the elderly gentleman is now single.Several of the centers older ladies are interested but a certain older woman gets to him first and asks him over to her house for a good home cooked meal.The man accepts the invitation and is told to be at the woman's house at 6 PM that very night.
The man arrives at 5:45 and is welcomed in by the woman.She tells him that supper will be a few more minutes and that he should just make himself at home.
The man sits down and begins watching TV.While sitting there,he sees a big bowl of peanuts on the table beside him.As he is watching TV,he begins to get really hungry and decides to eat a few of the peanuts.
Before he realizes it,the peanuts are all gone.
At about the same time,the woman comes into the room and tells him that supper is ready.He is feeling bad for eating all of the peanuts and decides to confess.So he tells the woman that he got real hungry sitting there watching television and got to eating the peanuts and ended up eating everyone of them.He tells her how sorry that he is and that he should maybe just go because he was so embarrassed.The woman tells him that it is Ok and that he should stay.The man asks if she is sure.The woman tells him that she is sure and that it was fine.She said," I have already licked all of the chocolate off of them anyway."
 
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