The Elderly Woman

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An elderly woman is having some problems and decides that she should see a doctor.When she gets to see him,he asks "why are you here today"? She says,"I have a very embarrassing problem.I have been passing gas quite a bit,it doesn't smell and you can't hear it but it is very uncomfortable".The doctor leaves the room and comes back and says "Take these blue pills 4 times a day and come back next week".The woman leaves and does as the doctor says to do.The next week she is back and is waiting to see him.The doctor comes in and asks her "How are you dong since your last visit?" The elderly woman replies "Well,I am not any better,I am actually worse .I still have the terrible gas and I took the pills just like you said.Now when I pass gas,you still cant hear it but it smells awful !" The doctor responds and says "Now that we have your sinuses cleared up,maybe we can do something about your hearing."

[ June 23, 2004, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: motorguy222 ]
 
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