Men Never Learn

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> > > > Outdoor Barbecuing
> > > >
> > > > It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
> > > > volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put
> into
> > > > motion:
> > > >
> > > > 1. The woman goes to the store.
> > > >
> > > > 2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
> > > >
> > > > 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
> > > > along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man,
> who
> > > > is lounging beside the grill, drinking a soda.
> > > >
> > > > 4. The man places the meat on the grill.
> > > >
> > > > 5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the
> > > > vegetables.
> > > >
> > > > 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
> > > >
> > > > 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
> > > >
> > > > 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
> > > >
> > > > 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> > > >
> > > > 10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
> > > > upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
> > > > pleasing some women.