naked running (joke)

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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
work. On a wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. She looked out
the window and yelled to her lover. "Quick jump out the window. My husband's
home early!!" "I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from
beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in
here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a
very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend
scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began
running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had
run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon. So he started
running alongside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his
clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could After a
little while, a small group of runners, which had been studying him with
some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes
with you under your arm?" "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That
way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go
home! Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you
always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope...just when it's raining."
 
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