Originally Posted By: Jetronic
Originally Posted By: Ducked
Originally Posted By: Jetronic
It's a 350 euro fine if you get caught working on your car/bike/bicycle here on public streets.
That a NATIONAL regulation? ALMOST makes me feel better about BREXIT. But the separatists are just as likely to go in for that kind of conformity-enforcement.
No, city council.
It's apparently due to some youths causing a nuisance with their Honda Camino/Dax etc...
Not quite so bad then. Officious [censored] are of course international, but I havn't heard of that at a city level in the UK.
Local housing is a different matter. Friend of mine in Windsor isn't "allowed" by the Residents Committee to park his BMW GS in a car space, though they don't have a car.
No washing or plastic toys or Christmas trees or trainsets (or barbecues)..(etc I can't remember the list) on balconies.
No car or motorcycle maintenance activities of any kind, though there was a lockup garage round the back for each flat (a problem when I visited them, as you might expect, since my cars often need a bit of fiddling).
No pets of any kind (Its probably now safe to reveal that they had a hidden hamster, but they had to double-wrap its waste bedding before chucking it out, just in case)
While I was staying there I needed a haircut, and, since thats a messy process for someone else's bathroom, I took a mirror and some scissors out to the garden. Sho nuff, 10 minutes of snipping later some retired-colonel-type-[censored] hoves into view and gives me the barked "Who-are-you-and-what-THE-DEVIL-do-you-think-you're-doing?" routine.
Turned out he was the Rezidentz Kommitte Gaulieter.
I figured I couldn't really tell him to go [censored] himself without possibly causing trouble to mine hosts, so I gave "icy politeness" my best shot and answered his intrusive and assinine questions, while declining to say who I was staying with.
I then asked him why my haircutting was of concern. He said some elderly female residents had been frightened by a suspected intruder in the past.
Presumably the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Originally Posted By: Ducked
Originally Posted By: Jetronic
It's a 350 euro fine if you get caught working on your car/bike/bicycle here on public streets.
That a NATIONAL regulation? ALMOST makes me feel better about BREXIT. But the separatists are just as likely to go in for that kind of conformity-enforcement.
No, city council.
It's apparently due to some youths causing a nuisance with their Honda Camino/Dax etc...
Not quite so bad then. Officious [censored] are of course international, but I havn't heard of that at a city level in the UK.
Local housing is a different matter. Friend of mine in Windsor isn't "allowed" by the Residents Committee to park his BMW GS in a car space, though they don't have a car.
No washing or plastic toys or Christmas trees or trainsets (or barbecues)..(etc I can't remember the list) on balconies.
No car or motorcycle maintenance activities of any kind, though there was a lockup garage round the back for each flat (a problem when I visited them, as you might expect, since my cars often need a bit of fiddling).
No pets of any kind (Its probably now safe to reveal that they had a hidden hamster, but they had to double-wrap its waste bedding before chucking it out, just in case)
While I was staying there I needed a haircut, and, since thats a messy process for someone else's bathroom, I took a mirror and some scissors out to the garden. Sho nuff, 10 minutes of snipping later some retired-colonel-type-[censored] hoves into view and gives me the barked "Who-are-you-and-what-THE-DEVIL-do-you-think-you're-doing?" routine.
Turned out he was the Rezidentz Kommitte Gaulieter.
I figured I couldn't really tell him to go [censored] himself without possibly causing trouble to mine hosts, so I gave "icy politeness" my best shot and answered his intrusive and assinine questions, while declining to say who I was staying with.
I then asked him why my haircutting was of concern. He said some elderly female residents had been frightened by a suspected intruder in the past.
Presumably the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
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