A friend and his wife have decided to hang a millstone and an unpaid part-time job around his neck. Yes, he wants to buy a house. So, he's been looking. There have been the usual dumps, postage stamps, overpriced 70's [censored], and bizarre HOA rules...but one yesterday took the cake. He was looking at a decent-looking ranch, went inside...and whoa, that smells bad.
Like, REALLY bad. Like, wow, someone took a really nasty dump.
Turns out that at some point (probably last weekend's open house), someone went into the master bath and did an upper decker. That is: they took a dump...in the toilet tank.
Turns out that at some point (probably last weekend's open house), someone went into the master bath and did an upper decker. That is: they took a dump...in the toilet tank.