it was so hot...

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I'm glad its that hot. Because this last winter; it was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
 
Originally Posted By: 440Magnum
Originally Posted By: AZjeff
Airplanes couldn't land in Phoenix for fear the tires would blow.

No wait, that happened.


It was so hot that airplanes couldn't take off at Phoenix because the air was too thin for the engines to develop enough thrust.

No wait, that happens pretty much every summer...


I don't think it's a matter of thrust. The density altitude is too high for the wings to develop enough lift to get off the runway. But hey, this is just humor, right?
 
It was so hot that lizards jumped into the fire to get in the shade of the frying pan........
 
It was so hot I had to turn on A/C
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Seriously, the last 2-3 years was much hotter and longer than previous 30-40 years.
 
Originally Posted By: HTSS_TR
It was so hot I had to turn on A/C
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Seriously, the last 2-3 years was much hotter and longer than previous 30-40 years.


if your A/C could speak, what would it say?



I'm your biggest fan!

LOL
 
It was so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

It was so hot the devil took a siesta.

It was so hot magma retreated into the shade of a volcano.

It was so hot the animal shelter was overloaded with baby phoenixes.

It was so hot Turbo Teen turned into a locomotive.

It was so hot Subzero had to use a steam attack as his finishing move.

It was so hot the API gave SAE 70 mineral oil it's energy conserving approval.
 
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