Don't be blowing yourself up this holiday weekend
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Originally Posted By: CT8
I like the Darwin thing.
I agree, we have to stop trying to save dumb people from themselves, because these same dummies eventually affect the rest of us in serious ways.
I like the Darwin thing.
I agree, we have to stop trying to save dumb people from themselves, because these same dummies eventually affect the rest of us in serious ways.
Let the festivities begin! Be safe and be well.
I dont want to hear of anyone having fewer hands or feet or fingers this time July 5th.
I dont want to hear of anyone having fewer hands or feet or fingers this time July 5th.
Good practice for first responders.
Required viewing for NFL rookies.
I gave my kid the fire safety talk after getting caught watching another kid playing with fire and not saying anything... It involved gasoline, carb cleaner and that extra long lighter. 30 seconds she was telling me to stop, and in about 45 she was crying. Lesson learned: fire can kill you and dad is a .
And +1 on the darwintology, shorter lines for the fire works, unless you get stuck in line behind the guy trying to pull out a credit card with his ring and pinky finger.
And +1 on the darwintology, shorter lines for the fire works, unless you get stuck in line behind the guy trying to pull out a credit card with his ring and pinky finger.
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Unfortunately, every one of the injuries in that video will happen to someone this weekend.
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
So what I've learned is don't let your mannequins play with fireworks.
After all, who puts a rocket on a string aimed right at your eyes?
After all, who puts a rocket on a string aimed right at your eyes?
My neighborhood descends into anarchy on the 3rd. Its downright scary. We have to stay home to watch the house and cars.
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My neighborhood descends into anarchy on the 3rd. Its downright scary. We have to stay home to watch the house and cars.
Same here. I worry about stuff landing on my roof and catching the house on fire. It gets crazy in my neck of the woods.
My neighborhood descends into anarchy on the 3rd. Its downright scary. We have to stay home to watch the house and cars.
Same here. I worry about stuff landing on my roof and catching the house on fire. It gets crazy in my neck of the woods.
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Similar here. The little stuff isn't bad, but too many bafoons nearby shoot off the big star burst aerial shells out of their backyards. You hear the WUMP from the launch out of the tube then the report in the air. But they're always aiming them angled away so the fallout doesn't float down onto their house but someone else's instead and THAT is what [censored] me off.
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Fireworks ... the tools for testing the intelligence of people.
Agreed. The more they have, the lower the intelligence.
This,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hdl86mhxMo
Originally Posted By: ZeeOSix
Fireworks ... the tools for testing the intelligence of people.
Agreed. The more they have, the lower the intelligence.
This,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hdl86mhxMo
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