Engineer and Frog

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An engineer was walking down a lonely stretch of road when a frog jumped into the sidewalk ahead of him.

The frog called out "Hey, hey stop."

The engineer thought what the heck - a talking frog?

The frog said "Pick me up and kiss me and I'll transform back into a beautiful girl."

The engineer picked up the frog and put it in his coat pocket and resumed his trek down the road.

The frog cried out "Hey, didn't you hear me? Kiss me and I'll transform into a beautiful girl - I'll do whatever you wish."

The engineer kept walking.

The frog called out again "Hey, kiss me and I'll transform into a beautiful girl and I promise to be your girl friend."

The engineer walked on.

The frog said "Hey!"

The engineer removed the frog from his coat pocket and said "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a beautiful girl friend, but a talking frog is pretty cool!"
 
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