I also thought the game was stupid but I decided to start watching so I could understand the game.
I learned what "offside" is, although darn if I can see it on the replays. I've learned what a penalty kick, free kick, corner kick, and goal kick is. Learned that they don't play on a field, but play on a pitch. He is called the Goal Keeper, not the goalie. I've started watching MLS here in the US, but I'd rather watch the women in their professional soccer league and the girls play a faster game vice the men.
Here in Orlando, we have the;
Orlando City (Lions), MLS men.
Orlando Pride, ladies.
Orlando City "B", men, lower classification league.
I'm now watching the COPA America where Chile beat Argentina on Shootouts.
Also have been watching the European league play.
The more I watch, the more I understand the game. I'm not saying I love/like the game, but at least I'm starting to understand the rules and game.
BTW, like most Americans, I felt it was a foreign game, with very little scoring, and that we Americans would never take a liking to the game. I could be wrong.