Another Wal-mart Shoppers Joke

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price.'
HUSBAND DOWN on AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Originally Posted By: CT8
All humor aside the beer does work!

agreed!
 
A guy at the bar gets approached by a less than attractive woman, he quickly orders another drink for himself and downs it and orders another (she's the only woman in the bar and he's been lonely). She asks him what he's doing downing his drinks so fast. He looks at her slightly crosseyed and says "I'm gonna drink you pretty"
 
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