Beretta in my sig. Bought by my dad in 03 with 35K on the clock, was cherry other than a dent+busted ds mirror. Had chevron/halvoline oil with purolator whites until I took over.
Beater qualifications:
Signature GM paint (lack there of) in gray color.
Leaky window/door +trunk seals, gets water inside.
Interior shot, headliner is sagging and dry rot coming down, dash bulged out, door panels loose/ about to come off. Steering column is shot, a true keyless start. Turn signal lever has to be wiggled and pulled in a certain direction to work, smoked up terribly before.
Muffler rotted open, literally (top pf the can has a "lid" that opepend up), all the guts rotted and precipitated inside, one of the exhaust pipes fell off. Loud and obnoxious, but won't spend money on it
Radio/tape player amplifier issues (typical for the model stereo)
A/C screwed up, cross threaded at the condenser, could re tap it theoretically, but I tolerate heat well, won't spend $10 on freon either.
Tires have been on there for 15 years, bought used from JY lol.
Brakes are stiff, always have been, good enough since the car is slow anyway and corners like a pallet jack in a puddle of oil. Seems to have a leaky cyl in the r drum, sticks if the e brake is used, otherwise fine (after washing the fluid off)
Leaks from rear bank valve cover qt/4-5k miles
, pi ta to get to, so I just let it bleed a little, top offs help to keep the oil fresh (since she burns none)
One dime sized rust bubble under pain bu the rear window, but that's it.
To keep it going it got a new radiator, CPS, ignition module, A3/B4 0w40, some Maxlife atf, supertech yellow coolant, air/oil/tranny filters...