A Tennessee State trooper

[KeithS_NW_Ohio]

A Tennessee State trooper pulled a car over on I-24 about 2 miles east of Nashville, Tennessee. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Nashville to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from southeast middle Tennessee got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”

 

[MolaKule]

 

[Bud_One]

 

[OneEyeJack]

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror.
He thinks, "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can't outrun the cop and gives up.
He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.
Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying
to give her back to me!"

 

[pandus13]

wow, LOL
2 good ones in one single thread.

Thank you gentlemen

 

[gallydif]

Lolll

 

[DoubleWasp]

 

[Malo83]

Originally Posted By: OneEyeJack

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror.
He thinks, "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can't outrun the cop and gives up.
He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.
Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying
to give her back to me!"

Outstanding!

 

[SatinSilver]

Originally Posted By: OneEyeJack

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror.
He thinks, "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can't outrun the cop and gives up.
He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.
Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying
to give her back to me!"


True story!