The Hookers Union

[Bluestream]

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next!"

 

[simple_gifts]

lol

 

[MolaKule]

Yep, seniority trumps anything else.

 

[SumpChump]

Yep, because thats how humanity survives long durations.... By having respect for seniority and by seniors having dedication to youth.

Going with who's theoretically the best and most "limber" doesnt gaurantee the "happiest ending".

Lol

 

[John_Conrad]

that having been said, the customer should ask for the young appentice that the old experienced model is training! sort of a 2 for one deal, LOL

 

[Brybo86]

Originally Posted By: Bluestream
"Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next!"

 

[Rand]

while the org. joke was funny some of the comments are trending towards not bitog appropriate.

 

[Rolla07]

ROFL

 

[expat]

Very good

 

[daves87rs]

lol

 

[Shannow]

That's a joke nearly as old as Ethel, but it's still good.

Was listening to "Cactus Island" this morning, a radio parody of Australian Politics, and the head of our current opposition leader was referred to as talking from his "Union retirement Cell"...