Lie detecting robot

[Bluestream]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his
son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The
robot slaps the son.

Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The
robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot
slaps the mother.

Ad appears on Ebay the next day: "Lie Detecting Robot for sale. Cheap."

 

[zach1900]

LOL I was going to recommend placing it in every politicians office from the POTUS on down. Maybe the japanese will come up with something.

 

[OneEyeJack]

Originally Posted By: zach1900
LOL I was going to recommend placing it in every politicians office from the POTUS on down. Maybe the japanese will come up with something.


If you did that you'd better stock up on batteries. The end result would be that politicians would have nothing to say, any more.

 

[cjcride]

Originally Posted By: OneEyeJack
Originally Posted By: zach1900
LOL I was going to recommend placing it in every politicians office from the POTUS on down. Maybe the japanese will come up with something.


If you did that you'd better stock up on batteries. The end result would be that politicians would have nothing to say, any more.

May have to be plugged into the wall.

 

[userfriendly]

I wouldn't be embarrassed if other people saw my browsing history.

"Ouch, what the _____ was that for?"

That stupid robot just slapped me!

 

[linksep]

Originally Posted By: cjcride
Originally Posted By: OneEyeJack
Originally Posted By: zach1900
LOL I was going to recommend placing it in every politicians office from the POTUS on down. Maybe the japanese will come up with something.


If you did that you'd better stock up on batteries. The end result would be that politicians would have nothing to say, any more.

May have to be plugged into the wall.


With the constant furious slapping it might need it's own dedicated nuclear power plant.

 

[DoubleWasp]

Originally Posted By: OneEyeJack
Originally Posted By: zach1900
LOL I was going to recommend placing it in every politicians office from the POTUS on down. Maybe the japanese will come up with something.


If you did that you'd better stock up on batteries. The end result would be that politicians would have nothing to say, any more.


Just watch "Terminator" if you want to see the results if lie detecting robots were released in Washington.