change your oil, dont be cruel

[GumbyJarvis]

Stranded motorist this AM, 17 year old girl, 2010 Ford Edge, first car she ever owned apparently. Idk.
0 oil on dipstick.


Remember, don't be Cruel to your vehicle and love it tender

 

[SatinSilver]

Was it smoking? That repair bill won't be pretty. Prob locked up the engine.

 

[GumbyJarvis]

Oh it was smoking. The only reason why this is in humor is because I was listening to Elvis when I noticed and pulled over to help her.

"You have no Oil in here Miss"
"I just got gas does that count?"

 

[Mr Nice]

Let her call BF or husband and let him deal with the problem.

 

[DeepFriar]

Yup. Don't want to be a statutory mechanic......

 

[GumbyJarvis]

Well, when 4 teenaged girls are on the side of middle of nowhere 195 and there's a smoking car, I guess I coulda stopped and told them to call their Dads and carry on with my day.

Had nothing better to do

They were those "country" type of girls that drive a sedan or crossover and live in the burbs but where blue jeans and shiny metal leather stuff and plaid or pink camo.


Good news though is that one of their Dads is a CSM.
Maybe I'll get Monday off if he calls my unit.
Ha. Doubt it.

 

[CT8]

Sounds like the repair job will pay for a 2 week vacation in Waikiki

 

[Chris142]

Real country girls would know about oil

 

[BRZED]

Originally Posted By: DeepFriar
Yup. Don't want to be a statutory mechanic......

 

[SatinSilver]

17 will get you 20.






(years behind bars.) Then you'll have to worry about bubba.

 

[skyactiv]

Originally Posted By: SatinSilver
17 will get you 20.






(years behind bars.) Then you'll have to worry about bubba.


Not in Ohio:
https://www.clevelandrapecrisis.org/reso...-to-sex-in-ohio

 

[Mr Nice]

GumbyJarvis,

I thought you were leaving the Army ?

It was nice of you to help out.

 

[GumbyJarvis]

Oh I am leaving, in a short amount of its only a matter of time.

Dealing with VA deployment claims, different war now.

 

[dlundblad]

2010 and zero oil on the dipstick?

Hmmm. I wouldnt have thought it'd leak that bad.

 

[Jetronic]

use, probably...

 

[tomcat27]

Originally Posted By: Chris142
Real country girls would know about oil

true. and real country girls would be driving a truck or a suburban

 

[Quest]

Originally Posted By: tomcat27
Originally Posted By: Chris142
Real country girls would know about oil

true. and real country girls would be driving a truck or a suburban


A truck or a suburban will still run out of oil.....

*laughs*

Q.

 

[Kira]

At 0:14 - 0:19 is that a cat Elvis is nuzzling? I didn't know he liked cats! Kira