LEMONS

[Charlie1935]

A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked.

"Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

 

[AKhan87]

lol

 

[BHopkins]

And the foreman's appropriate response could be "Three times? Perhaps your ex-husbands are who have experience picking lemons.

 

[Andy636]

So nobody is asking why now that she is divorced she has to get a [censored] job?

Leaching off much???