Great jokes!

[FL_Rob]

A mathematician and an engineer decided they’d take part in an experiment. They were both put in a room and at the other end was a naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, calling it pointless. The engineer was still in. The mathematician said “Don’t you see? You’ll never get close enough to actually reach her.” The engineer replied, “So? I’ll be close enough for all practical purposes.”


I just stumbled upon this site..awesome!

Jokes for intellectuals

 

[Rand]

Those were good some were actually funny.

A couple were pretty obscure.

 

[Andy636]

One of my favorite jokes:

One IT guy asks another IT guy:

Could you lend me some money?

Sure...how much do you need?

I need 200 bucks

Hmm...can I give you 256 so it would be a round number?

 

[Rick in PA]

For some reason, 19 gave me a good chuckle:

A programmer’s wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.

We have an IT guy at work who's fond of the old "There's 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't."

 

[Andy636]

Originally Posted By: Rick in PA


We have an IT guy at work who's fond of the old "There's 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't."


I giggled like a schoolgirl.

 

[Kira]

Heavens.....whatta click-bait site th OP linked to. Shame on him.