Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?

[Shannow]

because if it had 4, it would be a sedan...

Told to me by my 10yo son this morning.

 

[Plumber]

Perfect!

 

[SatinSilver]

Good one!

 

[OneEyeJack]

And if it didn't have any it would be chicken cup.

 

[BRZED]

Amusing play on words, but there are 4-door coupés and 2-door sedans. The coupé part is by definition about rear interior volume, rergardless of the number of doors. I was going to quote The Doors, but decided to better not do that.

 

[Rick in PA]

Pretty funny in a bad pun sort of way.

I'm envisioning a Gary Larson, 2-panel Farside cartoon: Chicken Coop, Chicken Sedan.

 

[Shannow]

Rick, that's a great mental image...

 

[Whitewolf]

Nice one!