A young cowboy gallops in to Tombstone hooting and firing his Six gun, he pulls up at the saloon, puts his gun on the bar and orders two fingers of Redeye.
The bartender says "That's some fancy shooting iron you have there son, but if I were you I might want to make some changes"
"That barrel's too long son, you don't want no Buntline Special, Cut it back to the ejector rod, and loose that fore sight, you don't need it!"
"File it real smooth and give it a coat of Goose grease"
"Same with that trigger guard, It gets in your way! cut it back and file it real smoooth"
"and that hammer spur, cut it way-back, and don't forget to grease it up....lots of Goose grease"
Cowboy: "Well oldtimer, do you think that will help with my Quick Draw?"
Bartender: "No son. But I figure by now Marshall Earp has heard about you comming into town by now, and I got a good idea what he's going to do with that gun of yours"
"I just want to make it less painful for you son"
The bartender says "That's some fancy shooting iron you have there son, but if I were you I might want to make some changes"
"That barrel's too long son, you don't want no Buntline Special, Cut it back to the ejector rod, and loose that fore sight, you don't need it!"
"File it real smooth and give it a coat of Goose grease"
"Same with that trigger guard, It gets in your way! cut it back and file it real smoooth"
"and that hammer spur, cut it way-back, and don't forget to grease it up....lots of Goose grease"
Cowboy: "Well oldtimer, do you think that will help with my Quick Draw?"
Bartender: "No son. But I figure by now Marshall Earp has heard about you comming into town by now, and I got a good idea what he's going to do with that gun of yours"
"I just want to make it less painful for you son"
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