Baby on the Bus

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MolaKule

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THE NICE MAN BECAME IMPATIENT

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."

A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
 
molaKule,
i heard this one 20 years ago, 5,000 miles away from here.
it involved a gipsy woman, a kid and the bus was actually a train.
:))
 
Old jokes seem to come back around in slightly different flavors.
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