Wife's 40th birthday.....

[JimR]

A man asked his wife what special gift she wanted for her 40th birthday.

She said, "Something to run around in would be nice."

So he bought her a jogging suit.

 

[Boomer]

Wife said she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in under 5 seconds.

I bought her a bathroom scale.

 

[Cujet]

Originally Posted By: Boomer
Wife said she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in under 5 seconds.

I bought her a bathroom scale.


OMG....

 

[userfriendly]

That joke is so old.....
It's zero to 300 under 4 seconds now.