Would you have DRANK it?

SumpChump · May 28, 2015

Last night I was really thirsty after mowing the lawn, so I took a bottle of sparking water into the bathroom , drank some and started to shower.

The bottle was on the toilet tank. Got out and went to grab it for a drink. It fell cap first right into the open toilet. It had been flushed and was "cleaned" in the past days.

Despite washing the bottle exterior off.... I simply couldn't bring myself to drink out of it or even pour it into a glass. I just kept imagining the water molecules of nastiness creeping up into the threads of the red plastic screw on cap and being "there".

Would you have drank it?

OtisBlkR1 · May 28, 2015

how is this even questionable ?

HerrStig · May 28, 2015

A permutation on the Seinfield "toothbrush in the john" story.

turtlevette · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Would you have drank it?

Well,

you kiss your dog and it drinks from the toilet.

SumpChump · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: turtlevette
Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Would you have drank it?

Well,

you kiss your dog and it drinks from the toilet.

I don't have a dog. Poop machines.

DriveHard · May 28, 2015

take the cap off, and pour it into a glass. Your lips will never have to touch the threads now.

Yup, I would do that and drink it.

You think that is nasty...consider what your lips are touching when you drink straight from a can!

BISCUT · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Originally Posted By: turtlevette
Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Would you have drank it?

Well,

you kiss your dog and it drinks from the toilet.

I don't have a dog. Poop machines.

SO is a human....get a dog immediately...may I recommend a British Bull Dog?

theKman · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: OtisBlkR1
how is this even questionable ?

+1!

Donald · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: turtlevette
Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Would you have drank it?

Well,

you kiss your dog and it drinks from the toilet.

My old dog preferred the toilet actually.

Cadenza · May 28, 2015

You've never heard of "toilet water"?
Dab a little behind your ears and be done with it.

abycat · May 28, 2015

heck no. I wouldn't personally. But I don't even eat leftovers.

Whitewolf · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: turtlevette
Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Would you have drank it?

Well,

you kiss your dog and it drinks from the toilet.

Good point, especially when you consider what else dogs lick!

4wheeldog · May 28, 2015

How do you finicky guys even keep a girlfriend. Sometimes licking questionable places is......Required!

eljefino · May 28, 2015

Think of all the flakes of dead skin cells, fecal matter, bird flu, ebola, mononucleosus that are floating in the air, slowly dropping to ground, getting stirred up when you walk by. When a ray of sunshine comes in the window you can see these flakes.

Or, don't.

That water may have been city water with minerals added for flavor. It's not that pristine to begin with.

jcwit · May 28, 2015

You should note where bottled water comes from.

On a side note, ever take a ride in Amish Country with the windows down?

Think about what the vehicle in front is driving over and putting into the air.

Bandito440 · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: BISCUT
Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Originally Posted By: turtlevette
Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Would you have drank it?

Well,

you kiss your dog and it drinks from the toilet.

I don't have a dog. Poop machines.

SO is a human....get a dog immediately...may I recommend a British Bull Dog?

Find a mutt at the shelter that has an amusing trait; funny ears, head too large for body, etc. They need a home and will repay you with companionship and love.

4wheeldog · May 28, 2015

I do not know how people can choose to live without dogs. I hope I never have to.

grampi · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: 4wheeldog
How do you finicky guys even keep a girlfriend. Sometimes licking questionable places is......Required!

Remember, it needs to be wet before you stick it in, but make sure you've got all the hairs off before you lick it!

exranger06 · May 28, 2015

I wouldn't drink sparkling water even if it hadn't been dropped into a toliet.

Whitewolf · May 28, 2015

Originally Posted By: grampi
Originally Posted By: 4wheeldog
How do you finicky guys even keep a girlfriend. Sometimes licking questionable places is......Required!

Remember, it needs to be wet before you stick it in, but make sure you've got all the hairs off before you lick it!

I think this thread is heading for trouble.

Would you have DRANK it?

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