Made it home! Might put together a
nice shaky handheld video montage.
I ate four straight meals from the macdonald's dollar menu and slept three hours in the car at a rest area. I was two pounds low in all the tires and drove this way to Virginia where I bought gas and
snuck sped over to the air pump after some other guy was done using it.
None of the tools I packed came in handy. I dropped something in the cigarette lighter and blew its fuse. This stripped out car has no rear defroster, my go-to spare fuse, so I drove home with a backup paper map, no GPS. Folklore says the Fishkill bridge is the way to slither Northeast but I took I-95 through Manhattan.
This led to a $14 GW Bridge toll on top of $9.55 for the Jersey Turnpike. Having blown my small bills, I changed a $100 at the NYS Thruway booth at the far end of NYC. Their policy is apparently to put all such bills in an envelope with the license plate number, and since my plate was temporary she used my actual driver's license. She actually sighed, unlocked her booth door, and went first to my front (no plate) then rear to get the numbers. THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER... My change was 4 20's and 18 1's, which reminds me somehow of trying to figure out when a movie was made by reading Roman Numerals.
It needs struts, plugs & wires, a valve cover gasket, serpentine belt, and maybe a sway bar end link, it's pretty tippy.