Wife lost in supermarket.....

[JimR]

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife instantaneously appears out of nowhere."

 

[CharBaby]

I can relate to that!

One time when my wife was visiting her sister in Las Vegas and I was here in New York, I was talking to a beautiful woman in the grocery store, and my wife just happened to show up.

The good thing is, that I finally woke up!

 

[zach1900]

More powerful than a bloodhound!

 

[wemay]

LOLOLOLOLOL

Thank you, you made my morning!

 

[CourierDriver]

What was meant to be funny, is really true....

 

[Phishin]

Originally Posted By: CourierDriver
What was meant to be funny, is really true....


That's why it's funny!!

 

[Dyusik]

Can't really call it joke lol. So true !

 

[BMWTurboDzl]

+1. It is funny. It must be a subconscious reaction steeped in some evolutionary development.

It happens to me when we're in the gym. As soon as some younger women appear I'm quickly shown to have been already "claimed". It happens at the poker table as well.