Thinking about getting a dog.....

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A man said to his stupid friend, “I am thinking about getting a dog.”
“What kind of dog?” asked the friend.
“A Labrador Retriever.”
“No, you don’t want to get one of those,” said the friend shaking his head.
“Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”
 
My son (turned 10 yesterday) came out with a dog joke this morning.

Guy standing outside next to a dog, and a guy walks up.
'scuse me mate, does your dog bite ?
"No, my dog doesn't bite".

Guy bends down to pat the dog and the dog bites his arm badly.

"You said you dog doesn't bite".
"He doesn't, but this isn't my dog".
 
Good one, Jim.

Originally Posted By: Shannow
My son (turned 10 yesterday) came out with a dog joke this morning.

Guy standing outside next to a dog, and a guy walks up.
'scuse me mate, does your dog bite ?
"No, my dog doesn't bite".

Guy bends down to pat the dog and the dog bites his arm badly.

"You said you dog doesn't bite".
"He doesn't, but this isn't my dog".


Busted! Stolen from one of the Pink Panther movies. Or else your son is prettysharp or both.
 
Originally Posted By: JimR

A man said to his stupid friend, “I am thinking about getting a dog.”
“What kind of dog?” asked the friend.
“A Labrador Retriever.”
“No, you don’t want to get one of those,” said the friend shaking his head.
“Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?”
I was going to tell you to get a lab or a golden!@
 
If you've been away from home too much lately, your carpet is too fresh, your shoes could use a bit less rubber, you miss tripping on something in the dark, your neighbors and you have been getting allong just too well with you and you've always wanted to have a poop machine installed in your very own home..... Get a dog indeed.
 
Hello, A dog...rich topic indeed.
You do know they're not toys or fashion statements. They ARE family members by one vocabulary or another.

SumpChump taunted you with, "...If you've been away from home too much lately..." I'm pretty sure that's sarcasm for "If you travel do not get a dog". Very difficult sharing duties. Very expensive to board dogs and kennels are horrid prisons.

I had a Samoyed (the dog with the smiling face!). She was the best. The breed is irrestable-Google it for pictures.
A little boy came up to me and asked, "Does your dog bite?"
"Of course she bites, she's a dog.", I answered.
The little boy watched the ever smiling dog, though a minute and asked, "Will she bite MEEEE?".
I thought I had done my part in introducing dogs to a city kid. Kira
 
Here's the Pink Panther dog bite sketch.
Gives me a chuckle every time.



I think what give it a little edge is the underlying national animosity.
 
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