Doctor.....Patient

[JimR]

Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?

Patient: Not deliberately, but sometimes my wife buys cheap toilet paper!

 

[Recalculating]

Note to self: DO NOT READ BITOG humor section before dinner.

 

[GreeCguy]

My brother loves to tell the time he went in for his first prostrate exam.

The doctor asked him, "Have you ever had one of these before?"

To which my brother replied: "Do you mean by a doctor or on a date?"