Life savers

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You may have heard this one already but I thought it was funny......


Learning about Lifesaver flavors by the kindergartener

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all a HONEY flavored Lifesaver. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're [censored]-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!
 
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