A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.' The mechanic fainted.
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She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.' The mechanic fainted.
If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down: