What is......710?

[Picky1]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.' The mechanic fainted.

If you're not sure what a 710 is scroll down:

 

[Quattro Pete]

I think this joke is older than my grandma, but thanks anyway.

 

[ARCOgraphite]

A woman at work put antifreeze into the 710 hole last week. Not too good. I to;d here tp change the oil but she said its running fine! Yikes! -12f today.

 

[krismoriah72]

I need some 710 for my old..

 

[Michael_P]

Taken form Car and Driver:

"I was working on the service desk at our local Ford dealership when a young blond-haired girl walked in and reported that she was here to drop off her boyfriend's Ford Fiso truck for service. At the time, we were also servicing Mitsubishi Fuso trucks, so I asked her if that was the kind of truck she was talking about.

"No," she said, it was definitely a Ford Fiso truck. I said I'd worked for Ford for 17 years and had never heard of a Ford Fiso truck.

Now she was obviously getting irritated that I was insulting her intelligence, and she told me matter-of-factly that she personally had seen thousands of Ford Fiso trucks all over the place and invited me out to the parking lot so she could show me a Fiso truck. She marched me to the truck and exclaimed, "See, I told you so!" as she pointed to the emblem on the front fender that read "F-150.""

 

[Stelth]

 

[geeman789]

Kind of like when you call the IT guys with a problem, and they say that you've got an ID 10 T system problem...

IDIOT...

 

[crazyoildude]

The good ol 710 sometimes they do need to be replaced they make a tool for that when they get stuck but you can always use a left handed roofers hammer that works pretty good also.

 

[mrsilv04]

Like the odometer reading "9A5CAP" on my '07 Town and Country.

WT_....?

Ohhhhh..... "GASCAP".

 

[A_Harman]

I prefer the 77345 brand of 710 for my diesel pickup.

 

[eljefino]

Obligatory:

So we can get this out of the way.

 

[Rick in PA]

Ah, it's her ex's car.

 

[Michael_P]

T6?

 

[Kira]

I think the girl adding oil to her engine is EFFING HYSTERICAL ! Kira

 

[Barkleymut]

Originally Posted By: eljefino
Obligatory:

So we can get this out of the way.

She is smoking hot, so it is ok