And PETA would be furious, and Greenpeace would be on an environmental rant, Sharpton would call for a violent protest, and the IN-Justice Dept. would get involved. This world has gone mad.
If Rudolph were the whipping boy of the reindeer team, when Santa made him the front light of the sled, the other reindeer wouldn't love him as the song has it. They'd short-sheet his bed and put Ex-Lax in his Reindeer Chow.
