Originally Posted By: SkyActivG
Why is the Elven King Thranduil lust over White Gems? I think I may need to buy some "White Gems" on Ebay. None of the other elves in the Hobbit obsess over these stupid Gems
Thranduil and I go way back. So I gave him a call. "Thran," I said,"what is the deal with these white gems?" Well, as you might expect, he launched into this soliloquy about the wonders of White Gems, their unfathomable beauty, blah, blah, blah.
I asked him if he had tried ebay, and he mumbled something about dark sorcery and ebay being taken over by orcs. Something like that. I'm not really sure, since he kept lapsing into Sindarin.