He was allowed to get a Smart car, named his tools with names that are easy to remember, wipes the dirt/dust from around the dipstick and fill hole into the engine so the filter catches it rather than get dirt on the ground, knows what cardboard is made for, knows how to use gloves, bungee, funnel, remembers to oil the filter o-ring/gasket..... wait! he's showing how to change oil but cut it short by not showing running the car after the OC is done & check for leaks etc. And didn't lay there displaying his crack smoking a cig while draining the oil, so can't be all that bad.