What are your favorite one liner sayings?
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Don't live to work, work to live.
The best .... (fill in the blank) is the one you have not the one you want.
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Originally Posted By: Shannow
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when it's all been said and done, it's all been said and done...
When all is said and done....more is usually SAID than DONE.
I'll buy that for a dollar !!!
Originally Posted By: Shannow
This thread looks like
when it's all been said and done, it's all been said and done...
When all is said and done....more is usually SAID than DONE.
I'll buy that for a dollar !!!
Originally Posted By: gman2304
A man with a briefcase will take more of your money than a man with a gun!
That reminded me of a saying, handed down through the family, that my grandfather was fond of:
"You'll get robbed nine times with a pencil for every once with a gun."
A man with a briefcase will take more of your money than a man with a gun!
That reminded me of a saying, handed down through the family, that my grandfather was fond of:
"You'll get robbed nine times with a pencil for every once with a gun."
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As a registered nurse, I like this one: The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
hotwheels
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"There's more than one way to skin a cat . . . and I can tell you, that's factually true."
(-- The cheerfully evil Mayor of Sunnydale, to Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer)
(-- The cheerfully evil Mayor of Sunnydale, to Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer)
I ain't bad, but the bad don't mess with me
You have to hold out your hand to help before you hold out your hand for help.
People often miss opportunity because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
You have to hold out your hand to help before you hold out your hand for help.
People often miss opportunity because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Them: "How's it going?"
Me: "Same old $xxt....Different flies."
Me: "Same old $xxt....Different flies."
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As a registered nurse, I like this one: The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
hotwheels
I always liked this one.
As a registered nurse, I like this one: The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
hotwheels
I always liked this one.
Merry Christmas - and its about more than snowmen!
Behave yourself
There's no money in it
But the end reward is worth it!
There's no money in it
But the end reward is worth it!
Same trailer, different park....
Not my circus, not my monkeys....
If that guy had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat. Teach him to fish, and he will drink all day.
I had an electrician tell me once that 110 and 110 make 220. I said, " nope that's just a whole lot of 110"
Not my circus, not my monkeys....
If that guy had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat. Teach him to fish, and he will drink all day.
I had an electrician tell me once that 110 and 110 make 220. I said, " nope that's just a whole lot of 110"
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